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Well, let’s cut the nonsense here and get to the point. This is not about Portugal. It’s about Cristiano Ronaldo, who made everything revolve around him in a big new way when he waited until the domestic break to strike a slash across his Manchester United experience by unloading desperation into the size of the tabloid headlines, “(Eric ten Hag) has betrayed me.” ” At a time when the national team should have been the center of his public expression, he has knowingly and insidiously decided to roll a grenade under the throne of the most obscure home team on earth. It’s “Look at me, damn you!” On a level Kyrie Irving can only imagine.
Because it affects Selecao Das Kinasit just means that now seleção das ronaldo, Because Ronaldo will be the center of attention in this unifying aspect more than he would have been in normal circumstances. He’ll be the only player anyone looks at, talks about, refers to, or even thinks about, which would be a bit of a draw because this is a team with people to watch when Ronaldo’s ever-present Hello Kitty face takes over the screen. His years-long rivalry with Lionel Messi over who is the greatest No. 3 player on the planet will never end, but the people on his side in the argument are now far fewer. Since that’s all he really cares about (he’d like Portugal to win the World Cup, but mostly so he can send a new middle finger to United, which doesn’t require the creeping Piers Morgan stepping in), play hard. However, he will not be nearly the player he once was, and will demand endless serve while only doing some of what those demands require.
In other words, it will be less fun to watch than we are used to. Ronaldo’s fun isn’t something anyone should look forward to, though, as his side are favorites in Group H, which has its own ghosts for the Portuguese. H teammates South Korea, Ghana and Uruguay were Portugal’s recent opponents in the 2002, 2014 and 2018 finals respectively, and Seleção Fell too short in both of them. If he can make the defiant officers miserable, sure, but we’re not betting on that.
Who is the main man?
Pay no attention, I see. It’s up there in the cliffs above, you flannel-headed flannel.
Who is the main player in scoring goals?
Yes, it’s probably him, but it’s only fair that it probably should be Bernardo Silva, part of Manchester City’s Planet Eaters squad.
Silva has become more of a right wing coordinate than he used to be, and while he is excellent at it, a lot of that coordination is likely to go to Ronaldo, who is not building his own momentum the way he used to. Without Diogo Jota or Pedro Neto, outside the injury-plagued side, an even greater burden would likely fall on Ronaldo’s former (in the former because the bet is Ronaldo pulled his last duty with Manchester United) Bruno Fernandes, but one suspects that burden will not fall on him because Ronaldo will become more heliocentric than he already is, which is almost as brain-warping to imagine. So yeah, it’s the same answer again, and yeah, it probably shouldn’t be. Honestly, when it all falls apart, as it inevitably does, it just might. . . Well, see the teaser below.
Where’s the meat?
What teams or players does Portugal dislike? Do Portugal players like each other? We are investigating their potential enemies.
The Portuguese have reason to hate everyone in the group given their shared history, and God knows the Portuguese would have fun Spain’s own issues (excellent midfield, a bit dribbling on both ends of the pitch), but they haven’t really had a historic opponent since they gave up dreams of empire a century ago. Mostly minding its business, Portugal would lead European continental defense in the event of the Azores rebelling against the mother country and lead an invasion east.
There’s always the possibility of internal rift given Ronaldo’s agendas, and it’s largely believed that coach Fernando Santos hasn’t done much with much, meaning they may end up hated by their fans, but by and large the Portuguese love peace-types of mate he met. In other words, if you buy someone a drink, they’ll buy it back for you.
He will likely go the David Ospina or James Rodriguez way
Who is Portugal’s best candidate for the outstanding performance that earns them a career-changing transfer? Does this potential post-tournament transfer go well, like when James Rodriguez went from Colombia to Real Madrid after impressing at the 2014 World Cup? Or could things go badly, like when David Ospina went to Arsenal after impressing in the 2014 World Cup?
Rafael Leao, the Milan left winger who operates across the street from Silva, has become the most formidable of the Portuguese youths. This is a side with household names all around (we would be remiss if we didn’t mention Joao Cancelo, Nuno Mendes and Ruben Dias in the backline), so Leão appears to be the better choice for the buy/sell game. He’s a great dribbler with a knack for extracting practical shots from unworkable angles, so it would have been fair to include him as the best scoring option if one were allowed on this team. He is being targeted by several Premier League teams including Chelsea and both Manchester United, and if he asks nicely, Ronaldo would probably make a glowing recommendation for Man City – assuming he either still hates Manchester United or hates Leao, in which case he could think about it. There is no greater condemnation than giving him a head start at Old Trafford.
David Ospina Placement Potential Points: 59.5
James Rodriguez Placement Probability Points: 21.
Fun geographic fact
As the second of the two Iberian Peninsula nations, Portugal has either the sea or the Spanish as neighbors – and there is no clear indication that they care much about Andorra one way or the other. But the Portuguese were the first Europeans to discover Japan, or, if it must be so, the first Europeans to be discovered by Japan. It also has the world’s oldest bookstore, and Lisbon is at least 400 years older than Rome, which might explain why Barnes and Noble colonized it instead of Italy.
Good science or bad science?
There’s a lot going on here, like the field of arms and five-pointed shields that purport to represent the five wounds of Christ, but for you, it could represent fewer people who go to church as well.. It pops up well enough, though the coolest part of the whole ensemble is the castle group, especially the two castles leaning at 45 degrees, presumably to mark fortifications built on pudding fields. Verdict: Good.
Good anthem or bad anthem?
Portuguesa is a fairly standard anthem as those things go, which is too bad given the fact that fado is more up-tempo and therefore more danceable. Then again, your anthem will be a little somber when the lyrics include phrases like “Against the cannons, walk, go,” which is probably the worst advice you could ever give someone. “Against the cannons, run to safety, you foolish bastards!” It would be a great improvement. Points to enter and exit in 95 seconds.
A landmark moment in the history of the World Cup
Eusébio shone in the 1966 World Cup The Portuguese got their best ever achievement, a semi-final run that ended when they lost to the hosts England 2-1. Even Ronaldo, there was general agreement that Eusébio, who scored nine goals in that tournament, was the best Portuguese player ever.
It should be noted here that the Jules Rimet trophy for winning the tournament was stolen months ago and was only found a few months before the event wrapped in newspaper and fell into a bush to be found by an intrepid dog named Pickles. It is unknown what Pickles did with the Grail before humans appeared.
How can they win the World Cup?
Three methods are available here. First, we’re all wrong about when Ronaldo was sold and it’s the 26-year-old Ronaldo with all the creativity, strength and youthful legs for an extra month before being sent for free to Millwall on the transfer deadline. Secondly, the rest of the team creates its own coherent standard and finally adds up to the sum of its parts, wins the set, then beats Serbia, Belgium, England and in the final … Qatar. Trust us here, the fix is out there.